Wednesday, August 15, 2012

14 things not to buy your spouse for your 14th anniversary

as published at the www.ocregister.com on August 15th, 2012:

Like many parents, Michael and I have renewed our vows in anniversaries past by sneaking away for a memorable experience — which can be in a swamp in North Dakota as far as I’m concerned as long as Nick Jr. and swim diapers are not invited.
But this year's budget has created a new tradition in our household called Don't Spend Money. So in an effort to still honor our 14 years together, I thought I'd mix things up by surprising the hubby with a simple, time-honored, and potentially home spun gift. And the always faithful Google procured the following list of appropriate 14th anniversary gift fare (via weddingclipart.com):
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1. "Ivory, the traditional 14th wedding anniversary gift, is no longer recommended." Good. They're all out of tusks at the dollar store.
2. "Instead, one can incorporate a more environmentally-sound, ivory themed gift." Like a piano lesson?
3. "Perhaps ivory colored bed linens or tablecloths would enhance the home of the couple celebrating." Obviously, this list maker does not have four kids.
4. "Ivory colored dishes are a timeless gift idea as well." I wonder if "ivory" is one of the hues of "Ikea white?"
5. "Elephant-themed gifts pay tribute to the ivory theme, while expressing a deeper appreciation for their species." Heh heh. As much as I'd love to see his reaction as I heave an elephant through the front door ... 
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14 things not to buy your spouse for your 14th anniversary - OC Moms - The Orange County Register

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